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1 aagcobb  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 11:23:38am

That’s why they don’t see it as hypocritical to drop Cain to support Gingrich. Evangelicals believe in forgiveness for the repentant. When Gingrich was considering a run in 2007, he repented his sins and James Dobson granted him absolution, whereas Cain is still stonewalling as one woman after another accuses him. Gingrich is the GOP’s prodigal son.

2 RanchTooth  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 11:40:46am
Beyond that, I do not want to know anything about the sexual life of any candidate. Media reporting or questioning about candidates’ sexual lives constitutes a form of hypocrisy so deep that the English language does not have a word for it.

Unless they’re gay. Then all hell breaks loose and I’m sure your lexicon goes into full effect.

3 RanchTooth  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 11:42:27am

re: #2 RanchTooth

Or their name has “Male Genitalia” in it. Let’s not forget that.

4 Bulworth  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 1:34:56pm

re: #2 RanchTooth

Unless they’re gay. Then all hell breaks loose and I’m sure your lexicon goes into full effect.

And except if the candidate is Bill Clinton or another Democrat. Then all media reporting about said activity is necessary and virtuous. //

5 Bulworth  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 1:39:13pm

I keep looking for the day when the working classes who donate to these grifters wake up and realize who’s punching them in the mouth.

6 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 2:09:31pm

For real?

Wait, Newt isn’t Jewish.

7 jaunte  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 4:56:36pm

The comedy never stops.

8 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 8:21:30pm

King David was truly repentant.

9 wheat-dogghazi  Tue, Dec 6, 2011 10:22:43pm

David ruled for 40 years. His kingdom survived. Forty years of the Newt would probably kill the USA. Four would be bad enough.

Or as Samuel might have said to Newt’s supporters:

“I served with David, I knew David, King David was a friend of mine. Newt is no King David.”


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